🔮 KARMAGEDDON | Math Man Magazine | January 2025

Welcome to Math Man magazine, the KARMAGEDDON 2025 edition. This uncensored edition is about seizing what you truly deserve. It’s a call to action to pursue all they insisted you could never achieve.

Every month, our members get tips for making personal progress, coining trends, and leveraging social entrepreneurship. My uncensored voice of reason will tell you what Lying Legacy Media and toxic Big Tech are hiding from you.

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KARMAGEDDON 2025.

Rock your year!

TOPICS IN THIS MATH MAN MAGAZINE?

• FUCK YOGA: FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE
• BOOST BRICS: COIN CHINA’S INNOVATION
• HIDING IN A BUNKER: I EXPOSED ZUCKERBERG
• CITY OF ANGELS: NOW HELL ON EARTH
• BACK TO THE FUTURE: GATORADE MISSION CONTROL
• CARIBBEAN SPEAKING TOUR: RETURN TO NECKER ISLAND
• MY BOOK MISFITS: INSPIRED BY STEVE JOBS
• TIME MACHINE: ARCHIVES & PAST ISSUES
• UNLOCK OUR SECRET VAULT: ACCESS FORT KNOX

FUCK YOGA |  FIND YOUR HAPPY PLACE

“Chilly climate, chilly culture.” Speaking from my own experience as a Dutch person, I found certain aspects of the culture unappealing, particularly the absence of a spirit of generosity gene. Sadly, envy appears to be a universal issue.

The weather left me feeling gloomy. With six months of rain per year and a lack of sunlight, it was hard to stay happy.

I envisioned getting up in the sun each day with a smile. I imagined which place on our planet would spark my joy.

I frequently share my Ps with you. They highlight key concepts that contributed to my rapid development: purpose, passion, and paycheck—terms I often use. Feel free to adapt this mix to your own lifestyle.

PLACE holds significant importance. For me, that has long been Ibiza. The warmth of the climate, the beauty of nature, and the richness of its culture allow me to feel at home and genuinely connected to my authentic self.

My alternative choice would be Thailand. Having traveled to 100 countries and islands, Thailand would bring me immense peace. Why?

The modest Buddhists, the climate, natural surroundings, cuisine, and cultural experiences are all remarkable. Plus, it’s significantly more budget-friendly than Ibiza.

You can also ‘Place’ a better net income. Lower your taxes dramatically. Unslave yourself.

Living in the West? You will pay up to 50% tax.

Moving to the East? You might pay up to 10% tax.

The message is clear: Life is short! Step outside the bounds of yoga. Make it happen this year.

Venture into your happy place. Embrace Karmageddon.

Seize the moment!

BOOST BRICS | COIN CHINA’S INNOVATION

 

Wealth is rapidly shifting from the West to the East. My archives contain everything you need about BRICS and BRICS Pay. The above video could inspire you.

Should I mention Dubai, UAE, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, and KSA? They seek talent, tech, IP, startups, and unicorns.

China is emerging as a global technology superpower, rapidly advancing in areas like AI, biotech, and 6G innovation.

China aims to become the world’s leading techpower by 2025, investing heavily in research and development.

China is reshaping the future faster than the rest of the world can keep up, with innovations in areas like robotic cities and futuristic real estate.

China’s technological progress surpasses that of Silicon Valley, challenging the traditional notion of the world’s tech capital.

Coin the trends!

HIDING IN A BUNKER | WHY I EXPOSED ZUCKERBERG?

 

This video? It will get me banned on Instagram and Facebook again. Or deplatformed, faded to black.

For years, Zuckerberg and I have had bad blood, which started when I exposed his role during the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

Now, I have exposed crybaby and repeat offender Zuckerberg with his pathetic crocodile tears at the Joe Rogan Experience recently.

Some Facebook facts.

Zuck stole the Facebook and settled for $60 million with the Winklevoss twins. Watch the movie trailer of The Social Network.

How about the Cambridge Analytica scandal and influencing two elections? I revealed the truth in Sex, Secrets, and Spies.

Zuckerberg and Sandberg caused a bloodbath in Myanmar and made shady deals with Turkey.

Zuck censored and banned truth speakers from his platform with the help of Biden-bribed fact fuckers.

Why is Zuckerberg still shadow–banning and smearing truth seekers if he is so sorry about the censoring?

US Senator Haley fried Zuckerberg in court for swiping child grooming on Instagram under the carpet. Haley made him apologize to the parents in the courtroom.

Zuck hypes climate change but built a giant luxury ship and bunker …

He pushed Fauci’s poison to hundreds of millions of screenagers.

Now, Zuckerberg is a groupie with Trump and JoeRogan, and he appointed UFC CEO Dana White to the Meta board.

Yes, Zuckerberg. I destroyed Facebook in court once. I count the upcoming case as exit number 6, without earn-out.

It’s time to expose the spineless global elite and big tech CEOs. Cancel me. Deplatform me.

Fuck my net worth. I have self-worth and prefer legacy.

KARMAGEDDON. Karma has no deadline.

You might enjoy my blog about Meta’s Metaverse debacle and moving Threads to the innovation graveyard.

CITY OF ANGELS | NOW HELL ON EARTH

I have lived in West Hollywood, Malibu, and Topanga. I feel horrible for my friends and family in Brentwood and Pacific Palisades. This smells like Maui.

Los Angeles – 2028 Olympics and Smart City 2028. Guess what? The government owns post-disaster land.

L.A. Mayor Karen Bass cut $17.5 million from the fire department. There has been plenty of rain for years, but climate woke routed the water into the ocean. To save a pinky-sized fish. The fire hydrants and reservoirs? Empty.

Fire Chief Kristin Crowley had her focus on diversity and DEI. Go woke, go broke. Read my story on Woke Marketing here.

Home insurance was revoked because LA refused to remove dry wood and leaves from the forest.

The fires started at the same time at 3 different places. Check the satellites and videos.

What happened to the Diddy evidence and tunnels?

The most shocking of it all? The Hollywood celebrities. They pushed and plugged Biden/Harris. The duo that had already destroyed San Francisco.

These hypocritical celebs do not give a flying fuck about the health, income, and businesses of the American people. But when their homes are under siege? They can suddenly speak up?! WTF.

Trump has said many times that Californian farmers, the fire department, and the forests need more water and that the forests need to be cleaned. Nothing has happened.

The blaming game has started.

Keep your eyes on the prize.

And pray for LA.

BACK TO THE FUTURE: GATORADE MISSION CONTROL

 

It was 2010, and I was running 3 marketing agencies. In 2008, WPP/GroupM acquired 75% of my shares.

In 2009, PepsiCo’s Gatorade division invited my community marketing agency, LaComunidad, to pitch our formats.

With TBWA and a few other agencies, we created the program or movement Gatorade Mission Control.

The program received multiple awards, including two Grand Prix at the 2010 Cannes Lions and the Grand Prix at the Jay Chiat Awards for Strategic Excellence.

The format was celebrated for its innovative approach to redefining sports nutrition and engaging athletes.

We have modernized this marketing strategy for 2030.

Some of the pillars?

Move beyond fans on lease. Look at X and the TikTok ban. Who’s next?

ALF. Always Listen First. Embrace open innovation. Be customer-centric the Amazon way. Always Day One.

Communities give brands who generously listen and share unlimited ways to cultivate sympathy and loyalty.

Storytelling is changing, and unless brands know how to tell their stories quickly, witty, and purposefully in a way that is native to new platforms, they will be left behind.

Would you like to go to the full-swing community or open innovation? Send us your brief.

CARIBBEAN SPEAKING TOUR | RETURN TO NECKER ISLAND

I am coming for everything they said I could not have. I am stoked and excited to share our January speaking playlist with you.

When I wrote my speaking bucket list 25 years ago, it said, ‘Richard Branson—Necker Island. ‘ January 15 will be my fifth Necker tour!

Say it out loud, write it down, manifest it, create a mood board, visualize it, and work for it. Be patient and never give up.

How does it work? I get booked to speak at Necker, the impressive Sandbox marketing and influencer event.

Next? My management connects to our promoters in the Caribbean, Colombia, Brazil, etc.

These promoters reach out to brands in their network: “Burning Man meets TED is on a speaking tour in your region; your chance to book him for a show.”

Our Colombian team generated 6 bookings in one week! Que Chimba, guys, you rock big time!

Watch my socials for backstage content from Necker Island..

At which event will I meet you? Check out Talks & Tours.

MY BOOK MISFITS: INSPIRED BY STEVE JOBS

 

Yes, I am working on my book, Misfits. The above Apple TV commercial, “Here’s to the Crazy Ones,” inspired me to write about a misfit on a mission.

It was part of Apple’s legendary “Think Different” campaign launched in 1997.

It celebrated innovators and misfits like Einstein, Gandhi, and Picasso. The ad had two narrations: one by Richard Dreyfuss (aired) and another by Steve Jobs (unaired).

Over the past decade, I have had to say no, and I am so sorry to 500+ people. I don’t do mentoring or coaching, and I don’t have time to be your sensei. The refusal of so many beautiful souls hurts me.

My manager said: “Thank the Universe. Finally, that fucking book, Igor! You can be a sensei for 10.000 misfits. Events and publishers have been asking me this for over a decade.”

We are working on an autobiographical book with 11-12 chapters.
250-300 pages paperback, audiobook, and ebook.

My timeline or lifeline is the storyline of the loser/hero and his journey. The book guides you through several stages and levels in life.

My tips are in black, white, and grey and can be found at the end of each chapter. That’s my idea. I don’t like one size fits all. My book needs to land at a wide range of fellow misfits.

How do I think I can engage my tribe? It will be your book, not mine. I jump stages and screens to spread the misfit gospel. What if they unite? This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!

Sensei at scale. Finally. You will get sneak previews and pre-reads and have your say about chapters.

Find your sensei is a chapter in the book, for example.

I will share who my sensei are and what I have learned. I will also explain why I let a $1 million better deal go because it did not include the sensei I wanted: Sir Martin Sorrell, ex-WPP.

You can buy it at a discounted rate: in paperback, audiobook, or ebook.

1.200 books have already been pre-ordered by 2026 events. “The first 1.000 attendees get Igor Beuker’s book Misfits.”

So the clock is ticking, and the pressure is on.

I need your help. Stay tuned.

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